A hug is a hug..

A hug is a hug n
a kiss is a kiss,
without u in my life baby
luv is what I’ll miss.
U took me by the hand n
u swept me off my feet.
So plz understand that u
make my life complete.

Never get tired of doing..

Never get tired of doing
little things to others,
coz sumtimes those
little things may mean
so much to them.
That’s why I won’t get tired
of sending my little Hi to U.

Once upon a time..

Once upon a time,
something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing
that ever could be,
it was a fantasy,
A dream come true.
It was the day I met u!

Goverment of india has introduced a new rule

Government of India has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

I am So sweet..

Actually
Basically
Biologically
Technically
Chemically
Physically
Mentally
Mathematically
Electrically
Normally
Mechanically
n

Finally

But
Truely

I am so sweet..

My heart problem has,,

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me

People die younger because..

People die younger because
God loves them so much.
But you are still on earth…
because there is someone
who loves you more than God.

Reasons Reasons.

Reasons Reasons...
Deres alwyz a reason 4 everthng...
Resn 2 Luv,
Resn 2 Hate,
Resn 2 Live,
Resn 2 Die,
Resn 2 Laugh,
Resn 2 Cry,

But if u can't find a resn 2 Smile

If I reach 4 your hand.

If I reach 4 your hand,
will you hold it?
If I hold out my arms,
will you hug me?
If I go 4 your lips,
will you kiss me?
If I capture your heart,
will u luv me?

By expecting a -ve answer..

By expecting a -ve answer,
Girlfriend ask “Hv u evr cheated,lie,broken promise?”
2 satisfy his girl,
D boy reply a -ve answer:
“Nothing of dis,I haven’t done.”

Be careful

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

Height of Flirting.

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

Know wat makes me happy wen u MSG me?

Know wat makes me happy wen u MSG me?
Not ur jokes or Sweet MSGS But ur NAME
that APPEARS On the Cell when
it beeps knowing that U remember me.

Meeting you was fate..

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

Twinkle Twinkle little star..

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Government imposing new taxes..

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free

I’m Mind Blowing!

Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok,
but keeping a place for me in your mind
might be dangerous because people say…
I’m Mind Blowing!

Smile to old means respect

Smile to old means respect,
Smile to a child means innocence....
Smiling infront of mobile means mental…,
Still smiling!!!Confirmed...

Love is..

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

I don’t wanna see you die

I heard that good looks can kill…
.
.
.
.
So, please don’t look at me
.
.
.
.
I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

A kiss to set your soul..

A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

Why do girls look beautiful?

Why Do Girls Look Beautiful?
Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
All False
Girls Look Beautiful Because
.
.
.
.
Boys Have Good IMAGINATION.=P:-)

I can’t help it.,,

I can’t help it.
it’s not by choice,
my heart beats faster,
my knees get weak,
my stomach hurts nd
I can hardly breathe
and each nd every moment feels brand new,
I just can’t help it I’m crazy for U!

Loving you could take my life.

Loving you could take my life,
but when I look into your eyes,
I know you’re worth that sacrifice!

Boys Have Fun By Teasing Girls...

Boys Have Fun By Teasing Girls,
Then Girls Cry For Few Minutes
Girls Have Fun By Loving Boys
Then Boys Cry For Life Time!

Funny But It IS Fact..!

A Girl proposed to me...

What an Attitude ..!

A Girl proposed to me..

I reply '' I'm not accepting Ur proposal but I Salute Ur Choice...."!

Girl:who do you like?...

Girl:who do you like?

Boy:it is a secret

Girl:you can tell me

Boy:ok it starts with a Why and ends with You...!

Why haven't you had a boyfriend...

Boy:Why haven't you had a boyfriend yet?
Girl:I'm not allowed,Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Boy: Cos you're not allowed to have a boyfriend yet :)

I Am Mad For Her...

Very Touching Text By Shakespeare From His Novel,

I Am Mad For Her..

But

Why I Am Not Made For Her?

I'm not sure what life could bring..

I'm not sure what life could bring..
I'm not sure if dreams come true,
I'm not sure what love can do..
But am very sure about one thing
" I love u and love u a lot"..

I saw you...

I saw you.
I liked you.
Our small or
stupid conversations mean more than
you know.
I still get excited,
even when you just glance at me.
But you leave me hanging...
Tell me something I want to hear.

I can Prove that my Girlfriend is perfect..

Quote On ATTITUDE

"I can Prove,that my Girlfriend is perfect

Because,

I am the best Example of Her choice..."

Boy sees a Hot Beautiful Girl...

First Day of college..
boy sees a hot beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & writes on paper "i love you, do you love me?"
he passes chit to her..
she replies "No"
he didn't give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another hottie sitting left to him..
'n she replies "Yes"
.
.
moral of d story is
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER ! ;) :P

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
And Feel,
Difficult To Own And Maintain...! ;-)

Differece between a Friend 'n Lover...

Differece between a Friend 'n Lover :-
You can tell Your Friend
"You Are My Best Friend"
But
Do You have courage to tell your Lover
"You Are My Best Lover"?
Trying IS INJURIOUS..!

I Love You So Much That...

Cute Romantic Lines By A Flirt To His Gf:
"I Love You So Much That
I See Your Face In Other Girls 'n
So I Cant Stop Myself From Loving Them Also"...

You Look Exactly Like My Wife..

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?

Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)


Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)

I always think about U...

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

U = Ur friend

Love you from the bottom of her heart

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

There are only 2 options left

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left‚¦
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Teri girl friend gaye bazar

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

what is the height of flirting

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

Who is she

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

Girls of 1995 & 2007

GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"

GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

Negative answer

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

A B C D E F G H I J K . .

A - U'r Attractive
B - U'r D Best
C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me
E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny
G - U'r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just
K - Kidding

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule

Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

A mobile is like women

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

I Love U ... I Love U ... I Love U

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don't be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

I heard that good looks can kill

I heard that good looks can kill...
.
.
.
.
So, please don't look at me
.
.
.
.
I don't wanna see you die.!!!

A smile to put you on high

A smile to put you on high...
A kiss to set your soul alright...
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

Girls look beautiful because...

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

I want u ... To be with me In a

I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"

Love is an illusion!

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

Stop looking at girls

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

Love bears all things, Love believes all things

Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.

All flowers are sweet but

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
.
.
.
.
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai